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The intercom on the Earth Transport crackled to life.
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Welcome to Neptune. Please take with you all of your packages and personal belongings. Items left behind will be hurled out the back and left for others to salvage.
Planetary law prohibits tampering with, disabling, or destroying any sunlight amplification, gravity dampening, or air regulation equipment.
Failure to comply carries a sentence of up to five Neptune years, at which point you will be long dead. Thank you.
That’s enough of that. Welcome, brand-new Neptunians! Or, if this is a return trip, welcome back! And also, why? Just kidding.
You have reached the finest planet in the solar system. No need to listen to Earth Admin any more. You left Earth, remember?
On arrival at the surface, you will want to find a market. And a current map. Maps re-download after each storm event. So stay up to date so we don’t find your bones in the Badlands, ha ha!
Watch out for thieves. Unless you are a thief, in which case, we are watching you.
Salvage drops arrive from Earth every two weeks or so. Get out there and grab yourself some useful goodies.
Good luck, and welcome again to our mostly habitable space rock.
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